Limericks

Bio-Computer
There's a bio-computer, you know
Which some say is likely to grow;
You just plant a seed
For whatever you need,
And reap whatever you sow.

Accounts Payable
When it comes to retiring accounts payable,
I wish it were infinitely delayable;
For then I could keep
All the cash that I reap,
And add to my wealth day-by-dayable.

The Trip
A cute little girl who was ten
Once went where she never had been;
And on her way back
She retraced her track
And never did go there again.

The Fox
There once was a fox that lived in a box
He wore no shoes, nor did he wear socks;
No shoes, no socks,
Just a fox in a box;
A barefooted fox in a box.

My Philosophy
My metaphysics is objective reality;
Reason is my epistemology;
My ethics - selfish egoism;
My politics - capitalism;
And that's my entire life's philosophy.